humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:

"What was the happiest moment of your life?"
“Europe in the summer of 1959.”
“What happened there?”
“I was nineteen. I’d just lost 100 pounds and had a whole new set of clothes. I toured Paris and Rome and everyone was paying me so much attention. They were even asking for my photograph! Of course inside I still felt like an awkward, overweight girl. It was all so overwhelming and wonderful!”
“Why’d you go to Europe?”
“To have sex, of course. And I did! I was the first in my whole group of friends. I came home and told everyone that I’d done it with a charming Frenchman. In reality it was some creepy dude from Chicago.”

humansofnewyork:

"What was the happiest moment of your life?"
“Europe in the summer of 1959.”
“What happened there?”
“I was nineteen. I’d just lost 100 pounds and had a whole new set of clothes. I toured Paris and Rome and everyone was paying me so much attention. They were even asking for my photograph! Of course inside I still felt like an awkward, overweight girl. It was all so overwhelming and wonderful!”
“Why’d you go to Europe?”
“To have sex, of course. And I did! I was the first in my whole group of friends. I came home and told everyone that I’d done it with a charming Frenchman. In reality it was some creepy dude from Chicago.”

terriblecalamitea
terriblecalamitea:

witandlearning:

Uni permission given, bring on #sochi #paralympics #sochi2014 #finallygettingbacktorussia

#don’tmentiongaysandgetarrested #seriouslyhavefun #butdon’tmentionme
#they’ll know #talesofmygayspreadfarandwide
But seriously well done

#doesthatmean #nodyingmyhairintoarainbow #andnomincingthroughthestadium #damn #andprobablynomentioningfinneither#yourgayisfuckingworldfamous #allineedtodoissayScouse #BOOM #arrestedBut спасибо :3

terriblecalamitea:

witandlearning:

Uni permission given, bring on #sochi #paralympics #sochi2014 #finallygettingbacktorussia

#don’tmentiongaysandgetarrested #seriouslyhavefun #butdon’tmentionme

#they’ll know #talesofmygayspreadfarandwide

But seriously well done

#doesthatmean #nodyingmyhairintoarainbow #andnomincingthroughthestadium #damn #andprobablynomentioningfinneither#yourgayisfuckingworldfamous #allineedtodoissayScouse #BOOM #arrested

But спасибо :3

superbooked

droo216:

literature meme | 3 genres [1/3] Dystopia

Dystopia is defined as a society characterized by a focus on mass poverty, squalor, suffering, or oppression. Most authors of dystopian fiction explore at least one reason why things are that way, often as an analogy for similar issues in the real world. Dystopias usually extrapolate elements of contemporary society and are read by many as political warnings. Many purported utopias reveal a dystopian character by suppressing justice, freedom and happiness.